The Self-Described “Stable Genius” (aka Snake Oil Salesman) in the White House says it might just be the miracle cure we’re all waiting for
A Commentary by Niagara At Large reporter and publisher Doug Draper
Posted April 24th, 2020 on Niagara At Large
I want start with a little apology to all of you Niagara At Large readers out there.
I was going to post this commentary earlier but I got up feeling a little bit dizzy and feverish this morning. And no, it’s not what you might think. It isn’t COVID-19 – the dreaded Coronavirus.
As soon as I stopped seeing double and felt strong enough this morning to get up and phone my doctor – you may have heard of him, Hugo Z. Hackenbush – he told me that the symptoms were probably caused by my swallowing a pen light and washing it down with a couple of glasses of Lysol before I went to bed last night.
I feel kind of stupid admitting this, but I decided to do that on a leap of faith after watching Donald Trump do his daily White House briefing this April 23rd and shocking the world with news of a possible breakthrough cure for this horrific pandemic we are suffering through.
Reminding us how “very smart” he is, Trump went on to announce to the world that he has reason to believe that a combination of putting some “light inside the body,” along with injecting or ingesting “disinfectant” may be the ticket that “knocks (the Coronavirus) out in a minute.”
I’m usually at least a little reluctant to take the Donald seriously, but let’s face, we’ve all been praying for news of a cure, so I went right for my closet full of household disinfectants – Windex, Vim, Mr. Clean, and I finally settled on a bottle of Lysol with a nice lemon scent. I thought the lemon-scented solution might mix well in a cocktail.

Wow, it looks like Dr. Trump tried some of his own medicine!
And let’s face, Trump sure sounded convincing when he was talking about this during his briefing, didn’t he? At least I and more than half the populations of Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida believed him. Continue reading →
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