‘Buy One Now and “Help Make America Pray Again”
By a head-spinning Doug Draper, reporter/publisher of Niagara At Large
Posted March 27th, 2026, just in time for the Holy Week and April Fool’s Day
You may recall – with horror or sorrow – when then-U.S. President had heavily warmed policie clear away a crowd of unarmed Black Lives Matter protesters in front of the White House before we walked to a nearby church and held a copy of the Holy Bible upside down for a photo op.
The Dear Leader has been known to autograph Bibles for his zoned-out followers too!
Now, just in time for Good Friday and Easter, the former president is selling his own verson of a ‘God Bless America Bible for a mere $60 a copy – and that’s no early April Fool’s joke.
Buy a copy of this ‘Holy Book’ and help pay for Trump’s legal fees for trials involving him allegedly paying money to hush up a porn star and for criminal charges against him for encouraging a mob of his MAGA supporters to attack the Capitol Building for the purposes of overturning the democratic process and U.S. Constitution.
To quote a line from an old movie; “If Jesus was alive today, He’d never stop throwing up.”
To watch and hear Trump peddling his version of the Bible, click on the screen immediatedly below –
Further to the Trump Bible, some who are MAGA enough – and one might say, stupid enough – may also care to dig deeper into their pockets and purchase a $400 pair of Trump sneakers.
Buy a pair and you may never feel like a “loser” on the tennis court or basketball court or track field again. They are also great for jobbing off to a Trump’s rally and showing your fellow cultist what a real supporter of this oh-so-persecuted, messiah wanna-be looks like.
Remember, in Trumpland, winning and losing is a state of mind.
But seriously, this is no April Fool’s Joke!
Where in the name of God and democracy is this country, located so dangerously close to Canada, going?
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Is there also a line of snake oil being launched soon? Oh, sorry…he’s been selling that at his rallies all along…
A Reply from Doug Draper to Patrick Robson – You are right about the snake oil. He honed his peddling skills with that and has graduated to fool’s gold sneakers and the Bible. If the New York courts have their way with the fraud convictions, he may be forced to sell carts from his golf resorts next.
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It’s his favourite book, didn’t you know! Bet you he has never read it.
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