Look Out! Here Comes Melania, The Movie

A Brief Commentary by Doug Draper

Posted January, 29th, 2026 on Niagara At Large

A documentary about Melania Trump, coming to the big screen?!!!

I can’t imagine how many of you would want to spend one nickel or dime of your money, not to mention a few hours of your life. going out to a theatre to see this.

This woman may, in the sense of being surrounded by all of the gilded crap that the ill-gotten loot the morally bankrupt criminal she is married to can buy, be living a life of luxury, but I would rather be living in the streets and searching for peach pits to eat out of a dumpster than be living a life with that guy.

The only thing worse for me would be to have one of Trump’s ICE goons strap me to a chair with my eyes pinned open like that guy in ‘A Clockwork Orange’ and make me watch this movie.

Here is a link to the trailer for the movie –

Here is a review of the film that you might enjoy from Variety Magazine. To read it, click on – ‘Melania’ Review: A Cheeseball Infomercial of Straggering Inertia

And here is another from Vanity Fair – https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/melania-trump-movie-review?srsltid=AfmBOopppCoQU61qQ_1GBq6M93AKGBuAiVCu1U67Dc77Q_wQvkBQg7nO

As of this January 31st, 2026, Melania is actually playing at the Pen Centre cinemas in St. Catharines. My guess is that you won’t have to bother reserving seats.

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