Ex-U.S. President Wants You To “MAKE TOILETS CLEAN AGAIN!”
By Doug Draper, Niagara At Large
Posted April 1st, 2024
Just a week after Donald Trump began hocking his own “Make America Pray Again” version of the Bible, he is now offering, for the low, low price of $29.99, a radically different item for your shopping pleasure – a one-of-a-kind “Make Toilets Clean Again” brush with featuring a likeness of MAGA Word’s favourite strongman topped with a head full of yellow bristles strong enough to brush away the most stubborn stains in your toilet bowl.
Order yours now and Trump’s ‘Ultra MAGA’ fundraising team will send you a second brush absolutely free, along with a 12-pack of toilet paper with a picture of Trump giving the finger to everyone who, as he often puts it, have “not been very nice to me,” on each and every role.
The Trump fundraising team expects to do especially well with the toilet paper because, it reasons, the Trump haters , who would likely never buy a Trump Bible or Trump sneakers at gun point, will particularly like wiping their bottoms with this, while Trump worshippers will buy anythiing their idol has to sell.
“It is a win-win for everyone who has a rollhanging next to their john,” said one member of the Trump team who asked not to be named.
Many Americans and even a few MAGA Republicans have reportedly cried “blasphemy” after Trump – a man found guilty of fraud and sexual harassment and is still facing charges of confiscating natural security documents and inciting violence to overturn the 2020 presidential election – started peddling, during Holy Week of all times, his own version of The Bible for sixty bucks a pop.
Following that up so quickly with hocking toilet items might just be enough to earn him a one-way ticket to the gates of hell.
But never mind that.
There may be just as many people eager to purchase these products as their minds harken back to a better America when Trump was still President and he was caught on camera climbing up the steps to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes.
To see the video of the toilet paper stuck to shoe episode ,click on the screen immediately below –
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Some FAKE NEWS from Doug Draper, Niagara At Large. Wishing you all the best on April Fool’s Day
P.S. – You can actually go to Google or any other search engine you may be using and click in ‘Trump toilet brush’ and Trump toilet paper’ where you can get some details on purchasing these items from various distributors if you want. I got mine at a very off-beat retail outlet in Provincetown, Massachusetts five years ago.
Finally, Trump peddling Bibles is no April Fool’s Joke! It is actually happening. To find out more click on – https://niagaraatlarge.com/2024/03/27/get-your-copy-of-the-donald-trump-holy-bible-while-supplies-last/
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